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, thank you ma'am, ' said the American.He then travelled to Torquay, Paignton, Exmouth,Tiverton and Brixham. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '£10,000 per call' sign under it. The American, upon leavingDevon decided to travel to Cornwall to see if theCornish had the same phone.He arrived in Truro, and again, in the Cathedral, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 pence per call.'The American was surprised so he asked the Bishop about the sign. 'Bishop, I've travelled all overDevon and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to heaven, but in Devon the price was £10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?'The Bishop smiled and answered, 'You're inCornwall now my son. It's a local call".This is more inspirational then a 'Joke or Giggle' but well worth reading and mulling over the meaning.This is compliments of Chuck.We all need a TreeI hired a plumber to help me restore. " "Really?" "Yeah, Really. " "When did you start thinking that way, Mom?" "I saw you in the window when I had my swing party last month. That's when I decided to show what a slutty little whore your mother really is. That's why I gave you the cum swapping show. Did you like it?" "I loved it!" But, now what do we do, Mom?" "First of all, we fuck each other silly until we have explored each other's bodies completely. Later, after we have breakfast, I will teach you how to eat my pussy and then I want that cock in my pussy and my slutty little ass." "Why do you keep calling you keep calling yourself a slut, Mom?" "Because, son, your mother really is a slut. I fuck as often as I can. I love cock so much that I will fuck almost any man brave enough to ask for it. I also like to suck pussy and titties as well." "Wow!" I was amazed at her, in a good way. "How long have you been this way?" "Since I was a young, since before I married your father. Your Dad divorced me because he caught me.
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