Although it isn’t good to laugh about someone who has recently died... - but really... You have to read the story below... Bet you at least smile. The world will be better without this guy anyway.This 55-year-old Alabama Trumper died of ‘a medical emergency’ while attacking the Capitol on Wednesday Jan. 6th. What happened? He tasered himself in the balls. The taser he stuffed into his pants accidentally discharged into his groin while he was trying to steal a portrait of Tipper Gore, causing him to suffer a fatal heart attack. Heck of an obituary. 2 weeks ago, he was acting tough on social media ... my vote for this year’s Darwin Award!✧ ✧ ✧GOOGLE Pizza (phone order conversation)Hello! Is this Gordon’s Pizza?No sir – it’s Google Pizza.I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.No sir – Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.OK. I would like to order a pizza.Do you want your usual, sir?My usual – you know me?According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you. It also almost made me cum. So I stood up, offered him my leash and was lead back to T and his roomie. The wash was done so I started loading the dryer. Again, T reminded me loudly not to get cum on his laundry. Like there was any question as to what was on my face. The young girl sitting there waiting for her clothes, just looked up over her book and said just as loudly “That’s right whore, keep the cum off the machines too.” The guys just busted up laughing. I could feel my face turn bright red and that was probably the most humiliated I have felt in a while. Sadly, that coupled with the ache in my pussy from the kick, was enough I could feel myself getting wet. But I had a feeling that my needy pussy was not going to get any relief anytime soon. Once the clothes were in the dryer, I reverted by to “sit” and just knelt there waiting feeling the old guy’s fresh cum dripping off my chin and splashing onto my chest and crotch. Wishing this ordeal was over and that it would get worse.
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