”The man in the front row lowered his head and said, “Wedding cake.”A guy falls asleep on the beac... A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body.He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns on his legs.He was starting to blister and in pain by the time the doctor arrived. To help, the doctor prescribed an IV with saline and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.The attending nurse was rather surprised by the prescription and asked, “What good will Viagra do him?”The doctor replied, “It will keep the sheets off his legs.”A recruit who wasn’t really m A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them.Despondent, he said to the sergeant, “I think I’ll just go and shoot myself.”The sergeant said, “Better take a couple of extra bullets!”Little Johnny’s. RebecaPatrick's and Celia's daughter, 5'-1" tall, 115 pounds, 34D-22-34, 18 years old, medium length auburn hair, gray eyes.RachelPatrick's and Celia's daughter, 5'-3" tall, 120 pounds, 34C-22-34, 18 years old, short auburn hair, green eyes.RondaRobert's and Celia's daughter, 5'-2" tall, 120 pounds, 34D-22-34, 18 years old, long auburn hair, green eyes.RichardRobert's and Regina's son, 5'-7" tall, 165 pounds, barrel chested, 18 years old, auburn hair, green eyes.PaulRobert's and Ronda's son, 5'-7" tall, 160 pounds, barrel chested, 18 years old, light brown hair, green eyes.• Note: all Celia's children's descriptions given at age eighteen.
#age at beginning of story.
PrologueEighteen and a half year old Cecilia lay in bed with Patrick, the man she had married six months ago. He loved her as much as any man could have. She was happy with him, but she lay there now and cried. For though she loved her husband, he could never hold the one place in her heart that a husband should. Deep in.
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