She was clean and smooth, feminine and beautiful despite her appendage. He guessed perhaps he would’ve felt something change, something snap in him as if he was broken, but the truth of the matter was he felt no different for the act, it was just skin pressing to skin. “Keep going.” she said gently, her cock starting to swell with desire.He did so, kissing up and down the length, much to her satisfaction. Each kiss didn’t chip away at him, make him feel any less than who he was and he knew this would be how he would get through this ordeal. He would play the part of the toy, bide his time, maybe strike to kill her or forge a rebellion from the heart of her new Empire. He looked up at her and they shared a moment gazing into each other's eyes. He felt as if she saw something in his expression, but she didn’t speak of it.“Now…” she said, voice low as her semi-hard cock twitched and bobbed before his wet lips, “Show me why I should keep you around.”He looked up at her grimly and part of. "Well," he asked, "what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"I couldn't believe that he didn't know - so I told him, "Hellooo! Those are my emergency flashers!"This one is compliments of RabbiRabbitA businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead, gorgeous flight attendant."What is your name?"Flight Attendant: "Angela Benz, sir"Businessman: "Lovely name ... any relation to Mercedes Benz?"Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"Businessman: "How close?"Flight Attendant: "Same price"Absolutely clever and oddly truthful this ought to take some of the curse out of it.THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPYABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal:I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing.
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