You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.And in closing...Two good ol' boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant.After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"NOW ALLY'ALL HAVE A GOOD DAYCompliments of Kev!An Irish man is walking along the arrivals hall at JFK with tears streaming down his face.A staff member sees this and she goes over to him and asks what's wrong.The Irishman sobbingly says "I've lost all me luggage!" How did that happen?" she asks.He replies "the bloody cork fell out!!"Compliments of. His own cream landed many globs onto my stomach and during his orgasm he lifted and twisted closer to me so that much of his emissions landed, or flowed, into my own cum pools laying on my abdomen. He shot strong diagonally across my own cum ropes, shooting six or seven jets until his discharge became jus a flow and drips on my hips; his seed then running down my side onto the bed. A sticky mess.At last, or should that be “sadly”, we had finished, satisfied in the release of our joint sexual tension and seed build ups. As we lay side y side, relaxed, I think he was rubbing the cum into my body when I fell back to sleep.The next morning I woke with the sun shining into the room and Mike’s hand on my morning-glory hard cock. He was already awake and, as I recall, he said something like “I had a dream last night that I wanked you, and you wanked me, and we both blasted a load!”I laughed and said I had the same dream. I rolled onto my back and he onto his side as he continued to stroke.
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