'The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to playShortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother :"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."This one is compliments of Gary:Guy sits in the patent office all day waiting to see the main guy to get his product patented. Finally, at almost closing time, the secretary tells him that he can go in.The boss apologized about having him wait as long as he did, but explained that they had been very busy that day."So, how can I help you, sir?" the boss said.The man looked up at him and said, "I want to patent this new flavor of lollipop that I have developed."The boss looks at the man and says, "Oh I'm so sorry sir, but we have all the flavors that. In fact,’ she went on sarcastically, relishing my discomfiture, ‘that was it, wasn’t it darling? Nasty bug-eyed aliens did some experiment on you to make you irresistible. Come on, darling, you can tell me.’ Her air of half-amused disdain was getting on my nerves. I had not, I thought bitterly, worked myself up to an agonising confession, baring my soul, so to speak, to try to save hers, only to be laughed at like this. ‘Well,’ I said crossly, ‘there’s something I can tell you. You’ve talked about loving me and marrying me but you haven’t said anything about fucking me.’ I had chosen the word for its shock value, she had never heard such language from me before. And I knew too, as her jaw dropped, that I had touched a raw nerve. I drove home my advantage. ‘That’s it, isn’t it, Fran? You’ve put it all in terms of love and marriage but that’s not what you’ve really been thinking about for the last week, is it?’ By now poor Fran was blushing so deeply that her face was almost the same.
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