. I would have gotten out today."Short onesHow many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.What's the fastest way to a man's heart?Through his chest with a sharp knife.Why are men and parking spaces alike?Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled.Why do men want to marry virgins?They can't stand criticism.Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?Because those men already have boyfriends.What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.What do you call a smart blonde?A golden retriever.Why does the bride always wear white?Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?"Are you sure it's. I didn’t know at the time what he was on about, until a little later.I quickly drank a beer; to wash the sour taste from my mouth.It was all I could take that night, as I sat down after downing the beer; I dozed off to sleep.Much later I opened my eyes briefly; and I saw that Shaz was butt naked and on her hands and knees.She was taking a cock in her mouth and while someone was fucking her hard; from the rear.I smiled and then I was out; asleep again.It was well past midnight; when a butt naked and cum glistened Shaz kissed my forehead.I looked up to see who it was, and her hair was sticky and she smelled of cum.She was coated in cum and I couldn’t help but noticed her breasts; as they were near my face.They were much bigger than my 32A’s and they were coated with cum and saliva and sweat.“Honey I think it’s late; you probably should be getting home now”, Shaz suggested. “Do I have too”, I moaned and protested.I tried to stand up but I was too groggy and I stumbled; and had to brace.
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