The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a Mozart piano concerto.“Where on earth did you get that?” asked the surprised bartender.The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says, “Here - Rub it.” So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there’s a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. “I will grant you one wish - just one,” said the genie.The bartender gets excited and, without hesitating, he says, “I want a million bucks!” A few moments later a duck walks into the bar. Another duck, then another soon follow it. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!The bartender turns to the man and says, “You know, I think your genie’s a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”The man replies, “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”This one is compliments of Mario M.A Day in the Diary of a BMW Driver“The other day I. "I talk to my son any way I feel like it. Just like I talked to your boss, Roy." You better watch what you say to me, woman," hissed Larry. His eyes were glowing with an intense desire to fuck her with her cunt still filled with the cum of her fourteen year old son. They burned deeply into Ann, and it was all she could do to keep from showing him that she too, was ready to be fucked again but she wanted to tease him into a wild, angry fuck that they both would remember a long time. "Roy was a little disappointed with your performance tonight, and I think we ought to have a little talk about it," he said to put her on the defensive."I have nothing to say about it," she grinned wickedly back. "But he came beautiful in my mouth and watched me go to the bathroom." She said it, knowing it would drive him wild enough to really rape-fuck her."Well, baby, I'm gonna be the third one to fuck you tonight, and you're gonna be fucked by a real man."His words hit her like a cold blast of water, and.
When it comes to free porn and streaming it online, there`s always the problem of image quality or spam ads. However, www.pelispornx.com is here to change things and provide a different experience for any online user that seeks the best Sl Collge Girl Fuck Ass Hole After Pussy Fuck porn videos at its gates. Stream as many Sl Collge Girl Fuck Ass Hole After Pussy Fuck sex videos as you like, absolutely for free and at HD quality. And that`s not all, www.pelispornx.com also allows customization and plenty of features. Don`t hesitate and start your very own adult adventure at this page, it`s the most reliable source for top Sl Collge Girl Fuck Ass Hole After Pussy Fuck porn and the finest models online.