Sexy Dance

"That's what we said, remember? Now come on or we'll be late." Late?" I thought. Were we meeting others there or something?"I-I don't know if I c-can d-do this." I said, suddenly turning verygreen. I couldn't see the colour change, but I felt like I was just amoment away from actually being sick, so I think it's a fair assumption."Yes you can." said Mandy as usual, taking charge of the situation. I wasn't so sure. I mean, okay, I liked the way I looked, how I felt,but for over sixteen years, I had been Paul. Now I suppose I was Paulaor Pauline, which was a complete departure from what I was used to. Lisa came and put her arm round me and gave me a hug. I wished that wecould have just stayed there and cuddled Lisa. I think that would havebeen infinitely more preferable to wandering around town in a skirt forthe first time in my life.Once again, I found myself outnumbered and it was only because of Lisathat I found the courage to go with them. I have to say though that Mandy was. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?A: A mudslide.Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?A: A jail break.A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a Mexican prison. They committed a crime and have been sentenced to death. The women are instructed to say when they are ready for the firing squad to shoot and kill them. The brunette is called up. She says, “Ready, aim, tornado!” Afraid of an approaching funnel cloud, the police quickly turn around and the brunette runs away.Once regrouped, the redhead is summoned. She says, “Ready, aim, earthquake!” Fooled again, the police quickly turn around to get cover while the redhead runs away. Then it’s the blonde’s turn, who says, “Ready, aim, fire!”I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?A: Order anything.
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