Getting Dressed
We had roast rib of beef, roast potatoes and three different vegetables. Dessert was a fresh-cream gateau.Mom did one of those annoying adult things by telling me we couldn't exchange presents until after I'd helped her clean up after dinner. For once I wasn't too annoyed, as she had worked really hard preparing the meal.Once the dishes had been rinsed and stacked in the dishwasher, we made hot chocolate and sat in the family room next to the Christmas tree. Mom went first and she handed me a bulky package covered in shiny red paper.I showed the same lack of appreciation for Mom's neat wrapping and shredded the paper to find out what was inside. Brenda and Mom had obviously been talking to each other, as Mom had got me a fancy kit for making medicines out of plants and roots. There was a mortar and pestle, a pill-maker and a range of glass tubes and jars. There were also a number of agents to help breakdown ingredients to make solutions."Mom, it's fantastic! Thanks."I leant over and. Mom and Dad had a big dictionary in the bookcase in the living room. The thing was about 4" thick and weighed a ton. I was able to find schlong. It was a Yiddish word and it was slang for a male sexual organ. That didn't do me a whole lot of good. I thought Weinstein was Jewish and I knew they spoke Yiddish, so I knew I was on the right trail.Organ threw me a couple of curves. I ruled out the musical instrument right away, but got stuck on a bunch of medical terms before I figured that they were talking about stomachs, lungs, kidneys and stuff like that. They didn't seem to be what I was looking for.Of course, they couldn't come right out and say they were talking about stomachs and all the other stuff. No, they used medical terms, and Latin words, and I had to look up about 5 or 6 words before I figured out that's what they meant. I wasn't positive, so I looked up stomach and lung and organ was in both definitions.Sexual threw me for some more loops until I saw Sexual Organ in bold.
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