The Woman Was Very Receptive And Appears Fully...

‘We’re not here for the open house. I could never afford a house as grand as this,’ she said looking up at the back of the house that looked just as spectacular as the front of the house and as if she was looking at a palace. Unable to control herself and to stop herself from doing so, immediately she started to cry and immediately, being the gracious gentleman that he is, he stood to comfort her. Perhaps if Jennifer wasn’t so pretty and so sexy, he would have asked them to leave. Instead, he offered her a chair. ‘There, there, now. There, there. Sit, have a seat. Relax. It’s a beautiful day,’ he said patting her shoulder. ‘Allow me to give you something to drink or eat. What would you like? James,’ he said calling his butler. Jennifer looked up at the butler. ‘Water for me, please,’ she said. Michael waved off the butler who hovered over him. ‘Nothing for me. Thank you,’ said Michael to the butler and to Mr. Mozilo. He was so tanned. He was so well mannered. He was so polished. If. There was a terrible car accident. A woman was lying in the street, covered in blood. Someone in the crowd shouted, “Call a priest!”The woman opened her eyes and said, “I’m a Unitarian.”“Then call a math teacher!”HOW MANY (xxxxxx) DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?Anglicans: 8. One to call the electrician and 7 to say how much they liked the old one better.Charismatics: Only one. Hands are already in the air.Lutherans: Change?!?!?!?!?!Mennonites: At least 15. One to change the bulb and 3 or 4 committees to approve the change. Oh, and a casserole.Mormons: 5. One man to change the bulb and 4 wives to tell him how to do it.Pentecostals: 10. One to change the bulb and 9 to pray against the spirit of darkness.Presbyterians: None. God has predestined when the lights will go on and off.Roman Catholics: None. They use candles.Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favour of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey, you have found that light.
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