Innocent Selfie
I think it's you." Me? What'd I do?" You didn't do anything. I'm not saying -- I don't mean it's your fault I can't hit. But, look what's been happening!" What?" When you come to the game, I hit like a sonuvabitch! When you're not here, I get my ass kicked by pitchers I used to own!" Oh, c'mon, now Slug! That's nothing but superstition! You're talking crazy now!" OK, so it's superstition. Who gives a Fat One? If having you around makes me a better hitter, we've gotta arrange it so I have you around!" Oh, yeah, right. So I get to spend all my nights and weekends at Camden Yards, watching ballgames. Just what I've always wanted -- a season ticket!" I realize it's a big inconvenience, Sandy, honest! I'll pay you! It'll be like an extension of your therapy." It would be more like aiding and abetting you in your self-indulgent, self-destructive dependency. I'd be your enabler!" Damn, you sound just like a real live psychologist!" Well, I may be a quack, but I know a little something about. .. interesting to say the least ... a think piece!!!!My Grandfather voted Republican until the day he died.After that, he voted Democrat.Six times in the last two elections.This one is compliments of DomBy happenstance, a man was in an accident, which removed his primary appendage. While in the hospital and under surgery, the doctor mentioned to the victim’s wife that a baby elephant had just died, the carcass was nearby for research, and the trunk could be considered a substitute penis. With nothing to lose, the spouse said go for it and the surgical team attached the trunk.Recovery was a success. Every function seemed to be working and when husband and wife went home, she was repeatedly delighted all night with the proof thereof.The following morning with great appreciation she had a complete spread of breakfast waiting for her man. He came down in a bathrobe, sat at the table, and was about to sample everything on the plate when suddenly the new and very facile trunk came up over.
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