I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish,crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.3. The sofa is not a ‘face towel’.4. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.5. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’sunderwear when he’s on the toilet.6. Sticking my nose into someone’scrotch is an unacceptable way of saying ‘hello’.7. I don’t need to suddenly standstraight up when I’m under the coffee table.8. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur beforeentering the house - not after.9. I will not come in from outside,and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.10. I will not sit in the middle of the livingroom, and lick my crotch11. The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’,so when I play with him and he makes that noise,it’s usually not a good thing.P.S. Dear God:When I get to Heaven,may I have my testicles back?Some Random Thoughts... Someone Just Honked to get me out of my parking spot faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.So I was at the bar last night and the. One of the band members buys another round I decline as I still have half my pint left; Lou and Liz are given another large vodka and coke. Just before Dave goes up on stage he buys us around of drinks. While we watch the band Lou stands in front of me grinding her backside into my groin, I have one hand over her shoulder groping her breast and pull her zip of her top down a couple of inches to allow access to her breast. My other hand is under Liz’s dress and is groping her naked backside, and she has also come out with no under wear on. The design of her dress does not permit her 34c breasts to be clad in a bra. As I stand there I feel by fly of my chinos being undone and Lou’s hands getting my cock out, I lower by stance so that she can slide it between her arse cheeks as she lifts her skirt up. Meanwhile I have started to finger Liz’s bum hole and she has parted her legs to allow me access. Lou slowly wanks my cock using her arse cheeks until I shoot my sperm all aver her crack,.
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