INDIAN 1

Then there was the couple who went to group therapy. The therapist said, “You all should know what your wife’s favorite flower is.” The husband leaned over to his wife and whispered, “Pillsbury, isn’t it?”A cop arrested a speeder and brought him to the lockup.The driver said, “But...”The cop said, “Don’t talk to me, talk to the chief when he gets in.”The driver says, “But I...”The cop says, “I’m not talking to you. Talk to the chief.”5 hours later, the cop checks on the cell and says to the guy, “Don’t worry, the chief is marrying off his daughter today. He’ll be in a good mood.”The guy says, “Don’t be too sure. I’m the groom.”What do you call a white bear that has sex with both male and female bears?Bi-polar.Why are tennis players such bad paramours?Because for them, Love is nothing...These are compliments of J & B. Yes they could be repeats but they funny, read them again... Blonde Men...Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later!A blonde man is in the bathroom and. Amy was on her side with her back to me so I layed down with my back next to her. She said its ok if you want to get close, I don’t mind. I turned around and put my arm around her waist she nestled into me. The warmth of our two bodies along with me trying to make out the outline of her perky breasts from the soft moonlight glow from my window. She pushed her butt against my cock a little bit and turned her head and looked at me.Smiling she asked coyly “is laying next to me making you hard or something” I said “no, what would make you think that” she pushed her ass into me and said “I can feel your cock, and from what I feel I kind of like it” She took my hand and put it against her tight tummy. I made the first move and slowly raised my hand to her firm tit. She turned into me letting her hand brush against my cock. She lightly grasped it through my pants and started to stroke it. I leaned in and kissed her, she stuck her tongue deep into my mouth and only broke the kiss to.
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