Mene Nikhil ko call kiya aur usi coffee shop me mile mene pucha ki “kya guaranty hai ki tum muje pareshan nahi karoge.?” Usane kaha ki “tumhe barosa to karana hoga, me yanha berojghar betha hun knyo ki case hai, agar me kuch aur aesa karata hun to tum aur tumhara parivar to muje chhodega nahi. Hamne call pe bat ki hai, aur yanha iss coffee shop me CCTV bhi hai..tum agar mujape case kar dogi to me to bachho se bhi hath thounga aur career se bhi.. to tumhe kuch nahi khona.. sivay ek rat ko.” Kher mene bahot socha aur han keh di.. deal ke liye! Mene kuch aur paper assurances mange, jo vo dene ko taiyar ho gaya tha, kuch papers usane 2 din me muje de bhi diye.Mene Amit ko case vapas lene ke liye ye keh ke convince kar liya ki hame bhi to future bahar set karana hai.. aur vo man bhi gaya…ab suhag rat ki bat jo mene sapano ki rat thi muje usi ko sacrifice karana pad raha tha, aur achhe future ke liye galat kam karana pad raha tha! Mene Amit ko ek tourist island pe ek five star hotel. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it’s going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, “The weather out there is terrible.”To which she sleepily replies, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?”This one is compliments of Mario.The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town church in Ireland. One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer.The Reverend wasn’t happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman.‘Mrs Fitzgerald, ‘ he said sternly. ‘This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don’t you let me take you home?’‘Sure, ‘ she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.When Mrs Fitzgerald stood.
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