...was It All A Dream?

A blonde buys a chainsaw to cut down some trees in her backyard and gets the one that says “Guaranteed to cut down 100 trees a day” on the box. “Great” she thinks “I only want to cut down 5 trees, but I bet this one will get the job done in no time at all!”Three days later returns to the shop dirty and sweaty and says: “I am sorry, but this is very misleading advertising! It says I can cut down 100 trees in a week and it took me 3 days to cut down just one! Something is clearly not right!” The shop attendant says: “Alright, let’s see if we can figure out what the problem is”, yanks the cord and starts the motor.The blonde says: “What is that sound?”Michael is sitting in a chair at his barbershop. Worried about his receding hairline, he confides in his barber about what he could possibly do to fix the problem. Hearing his case, the patron in the chair beside Michael leans over and whispers to him “I couldn’t help but overhear your problem. I’ve found that pussy juice always works for. “You’re the other one in the hot tub but it’s a little hard to tell with your clothes on” John smiles in a very lecherous look.“What you saw us in the tub?” “Sure did and that was quite a show you put on” “Oh cute did you enjoy it” she smiles with a devious mischievous smile. “I sure did but you ladies have got to stop doing that in the pool, I spent a couple of hours draining and cleaning the hot tub after that golden shower of yours.”Both Gail and Cindy heads snap and look at John, mmmmmmm he know a lot more than we think and they smile.“ahhhh sorry about that but you will have to blame Cindy she just turned me on so” “Ya well no matter, no more shows in the pool room, this is a family complex and even late at night there are people out and about. I think someone else saw you as well.”“Oh man I am sorry John it won’t happen again I promise” “Me too unless of course your there and approve it” Gail smiles and moves up to John who has sat down again and is able to see.
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