SHE IS A ANGEL DONT DO ANYTHING

I'd have to spray some smellys around the car, but I was sure that Carol wouldn't figure out why.Best laid plans of mice and men and all that. I'd carefully tied the top of the bag, but as I was carrying it to the garage to put it into the car, when it got snagged on the door jamb. The damn thing ripped open showering crap everywhere. Almost in panic, I retrieved another bag from the kitchen draw and set about the disgusting task of picking all the rubbish up again. But as I was doing so something caught my eye.A little cardboard envelope with the word "Durex" printed on it. Oh, for you folks down in the Antipodes, I'm told Durex is or was the name of the biggest selling brand of sticky tape down there. Whether that's true or not, unfortunately Durex is the name of one of the leading, or most famous, brands of contraceptives in the UK.Now as I'd had a vasectomy after our youngest was born seventeen years before, I couldn't see that Carol had any reason to have Durex in the house.. I don't thinkhe guessed. It is a good thing he didn't ask for ID. I hadn't thoughtof that possibility!I set up my phone and put my voice message on it: "Hello. This isCarolyn. I am so sorry to have missed your call. Please leave yournumber and I'll call you as soon as I have a minute!"I called Harry - I wanted him to be my first call. Voice mail again!That man never picked up his phone. Typical male. I left him my numberand asked him to call when he had time, telling him I just wanted tohear his voice.Just then the doorbell rang again! I quickly went to the door and itwas the florist delivery man again! He seemed rather happy to see meand handed me another flower box."You are a popular lady, Carolyn," he said with a smile."Why thank you. You can deliver here any day you wish. I just loveflowers."We both smiled at each other as I closed the door. I opened the box andthere were a dozen dark red roses. The note read: "Darling Carolyn. Ifyou are worth one rose from Harry.
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