Paga Nhi

When the laundry came back there was another note attached ‘use more paper on arse’.I asked my Kiwi mate how many sexual partners he’d had, he started counting and then drifted off to sleep.A bloke’s son fell asleep at a party, so for a laugh they decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face? His wife went fucking mental when she looked in his cot!A man goes into the local corner deli. When the clerk, a very buxom young girl, asks if she can get him anything, he leans over and whispers “Is it true that you give hand jobs in the back room?” “Why yes, sir” the shop assistant coos. “I’ve already had 5 satisfied customers this morning, and it’s only 11:30am”. “Good good” the man replies. “Well, go and wash yer hands then - I only want a ham sandwich”.Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said “My wife is so dumb, yesterday she dragged home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain’t even got electricity!” The second hillbilly said “My wife is. I went back to the store where she was working and waited until she had no customers ,then I asked if she could talk.I timed it just right ,apparently it was her break time and gladly went outside with me . She lit up a smoke “so are we going to the drive in this Saturday”she asked,then smiled.The smile that she gave me always melted my heart, I knew she was sincere from all the times we have had together. “Your request is right” I said “ I really would like to spend some time with you. To be honest I have been thinking a lot about you lately, “ I said. Margret smiled again “same here” she said “when I saw Sue trying to catch you today I knew I wanted you”.She held my hand “we have a lot of things to talk about ” she said, then said “pick me up at 6 o’clock”. “You bet” I said,she then surprised me with a kiss, it wasn’t just a peck on the cheek kiss either. As I watched her go back to work I felt very different about her now. It had to be the first kiss she has ever given me I was.
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