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..Woman:Do you drink beer?Man: YesWoman:How many beers a day?Man:Usually about 3 draft Bock beersWoman:How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer?Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary!)Woman:And how long have you been drinking?Man:About 20 years, I supposeWoman:So a Bock beer costs $5 and you have 3 Bock beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?Man:CorrectWoman:If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?Man:CorrectWoman:Do you know that if you didn't drink so much Bock beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Man:Do you drink beer?Woman:NoMan:Where's your Ferrari?This one was Submitted by Schop:There was a middle aged man who had been having daily migraine headaches every day for the past. ‘Shit’ said and my hands flew up instinctively.The magazine fell to the floor and landed wide open. My mate jumped back in shock at the collision,then he glanced down at the mag,then up at my open fly with my John Thomas on full show again. That is one of those moments in life no guy ever wants to be faced with,believe me. Your head works over time looking for some sort of excuse,a way out of this impossible situation. There is no way out.And my mind quickly accepted this I looked at him smiled and shrugged my shoulders. ‘What can I say’,I said then reached down and picked up the magazine,squeezed past him,and carried on to the cubicle at the end of the stalls and shut the door. Funny thing is I still managed a wank…How about that! One of the most erotic wanks I ever had was with my long term partner now. It was only about the third time we ever slept together and i was not sure how she would react if i suggested I have a wank. I need not have worried. I finaly plucked up the courage.
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